May 31, 2008 · Filed under ray mears · Tagged ray mears
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Ray Mears trained Yoda.
48 votes
If theres something strange in the neighbourhood, who you gonna call…? RAY MEARS!
46 votes
The A-Team love it when a plan comes together. Ray Mears doesn’t need to, his plan ALWAYS comes together.
42 votes
Ray Mears doesn’t need to use condoms – he just builds millions of tiny sperm traps out of deer sinew and bamboo.
41 votes
Ray Mears just does it.
38 votes
Ray Mears is responsible for 87% of all UK khaki shorts sales.
Ray Mears eats danger for breakfast after trapping it using a wooden log, a piece of sinew and a small cockroach on a stick. The cockroach is absolutely necessary.
37 votes
Ray Mears caused the Big Bang using a couple of really large flints and a time machine made out of a coconut.
35 votes
Ray Mears can start a fire with two bits of Asbestos
34 votes
Ray Mears is the eighth wonder of the world.
33 votes
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